Gay porn:The Uber Driver

"I picked up a sweet woman from a bar on a Wednesday night. She was absolutely hammered, and it wonceas about 10 p.m. She got into my car, apologized for being so drunk, and politely asked if we could just drive around a little while, with the windows down. I was prepping for a cleaning fee, trying to drive and pull a vomit bag out of the glove box but no, she just did that

airplane thing with one hand out the backseat window. She asked me if I had ever thought about dying, to which I replied, 'Yeah...I guess so.

That's when she told me she had cancer. It was in her brain and it was too far gone to consider chemo. I remember my heart just pounding. She told me she was dying and that she was going to be okay. Tonight, she was celebrating with her work friends who threw her a going-away party. She told them she was taking a position abroad. 'I just didn't tell them that abroad was heaven.'

I picked up this young, overly affectionate couple that spent the entire trip making out in my backseat and telling each other that they loved each other. Cute. I drop off the couple and head on my way to pick up my next fare, but then I hear a cellphone ring in my backseat.

I realize it's my previous ride's and pick up the phone to let them know I have it and I'll come back to drop it off. Turns out, it was the guy's wife phoning to check in on him while he was on a business trip, which he was thoroughly enjoying with his mistress."

One time, I was driving a dude for a bit of a long trip. He wasn't hammered but was definitely a bit drunk. It was late and he must've been feeling a bit down, so he confided in me and asked me for some advice. He told me he was madly in love with his fiancé's best friend and that he couldn't back out now. He'd been with this woman for four years and engaged for one, and set to be married in a few months."